Marriage joke~~~~!!!!!!!!! put a star in my kit if u liked them~~!!!!!!!!!
Question: Marriage joke~~~~!!!!!!!!! put a star in my kit if u liked them~~!!!!!!!!
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger!."
The other replied, "Yes I am!. I married the wrong man!."
When a newly married man looks happy; we know why!.
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But when a man who is married for ten years looks happy - we wonder why!.
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Married life is very frustrating!. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens!.
In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens!.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen!.
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Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other replied, "Yes I am!. I married the wrong man!."
When a newly married man looks happy; we know why!.
joke2
But when a man who is married for ten years looks happy - we wonder why!.
joke3
Married life is very frustrating!. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens!.
In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens!.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen!.
joke4
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Im never getting married now thanks a lot!. haha Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones! Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol the neighbours listen, i liked thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
the 3rd and 4rth ones were ok but they weren't that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!. 3 and 4 were great!! 3 especiallyWww@Enter-QA@Com
joke 3 and 4 were the only funny ones ut they were goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha!. quite cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com