Is this too rude to post on here?!
Question: Is this too rude to post on here!?
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor!. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem!.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself"!.
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol!. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife!. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband!.
As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position!. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol!. The next day, the man went back to the doctor!.
The doctor asked, "How did it go!?"
The man answered, "Not that well!.!.!.when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my mail man came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
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In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself"!.
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol!. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife!. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband!.
As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position!. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol!. The next day, the man went back to the doctor!.
The doctor asked, "How did it go!?"
The man answered, "Not that well!.!.!.when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my mail man came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
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Answers:
I can't stop laughing it's hilarious! It's so hilarisndnsf that i speeeled stuff wrong
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hahaha that's priceless!.
seriousily!.
will you marry me!?
i don't even care that you're a guy!.
you could make me happier with all of these than any woman could!!
hahaha that was awkward!.
but i don't care!.
you're hilarious
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seriousily!.
will you marry me!?
i don't even care that you're a guy!.
you could make me happier with all of these than any woman could!!
hahaha that was awkward!.
but i don't care!.
you're hilarious
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hee heeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LaughedOutLoudWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hell no its past the watershed isn't it!
Never heard that one before Sir saint
Cheers! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard that one before Sir saint
Cheers! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ewwww disgusting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny, so funny I went to the loo and missed the toilet as I was laughing so much! Have a star! *Www@Enter-QA@Com
now thats a good one mate watch out for the trools on here though Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i said yes,you wuold post it anyway but its very funny lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's so wrong but really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com