Some jokes for u...?!
Question: Some jokes for u!.!.!.!?
One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds!. She held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, "Billy, what is this animal!?"!. Little Billy looked at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and responded, "I'm sorry Mrs!. Smith, I don't know!."!. The teacher was not one to give up easily, so she then asked Billy, "Well, Billy, what does your Mommy call your Daddy!?" Little Billy's face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look came over his face, as he asked, "Mrs!. Smith, is that really a pig!?
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Someone was searching the dictionary for the word
" Dictionary" !.
He found this meaning : Dictionary is the thing you are holding, stupid!.!.!.!.
wondering what the definition of stupid was, he searched for the word stupid,
he found :
is that you again !?!?!?!?
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions!.
The first guy says " I'm a Y!.U!.P!.P!.I!.E, you know!.!.!. Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist!."
The second guy says "I'm a D!.I!.N!.K, you know!.!.!. Double Income, No Kids!."
The third guy says, " I'm a R!.U!.B, you know!.!.!. Rich, Urban, Biker!."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you!? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know!.!.!.
Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc
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Someone was searching the dictionary for the word
" Dictionary" !.
He found this meaning : Dictionary is the thing you are holding, stupid!.!.!.!.
wondering what the definition of stupid was, he searched for the word stupid,
he found :
is that you again !?!?!?!?
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions!.
The first guy says " I'm a Y!.U!.P!.P!.I!.E, you know!.!.!. Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist!."
The second guy says "I'm a D!.I!.N!.K, you know!.!.!. Double Income, No Kids!."
The third guy says, " I'm a R!.U!.B, you know!.!.!. Rich, Urban, Biker!."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you!? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know!.!.!.
Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc
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Answers:
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The dictionary one is so freaking hilarious i can't stop laughing!
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
3 guys at a bar so funny
And the teacher one, classic! Still silly though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
3 guys at a bar so funny
And the teacher one, classic! Still silly though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
har dee har hargood unsWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first and third were pretty good, the second one didn't make me laugh at all!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz Www@Enter-QA@Com
there all funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fish!i love the second one!!thanx a ton for the laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com