Did he ring the wrong number ?!
Question: Did he ring the wrong number !?
Ring, Ring, Ring!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Hello!?" Says a little girl's voice!.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," Says Bob!. "Is Mommy near the phone!?"
"No, Daddy!. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank!."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!"
"Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then!. Here's what I want you do!.
Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and
shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up
outside the house!."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone!.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy!."
"And what happened!?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and
went out the front window and now she's all dead!."
"Oh my god!.!.!. And what about Uncle Frank!?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and
he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the
swimming pool, but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the
water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's
dead too!."
There is a long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool!?!?!?!?!?
Is this 854-7039!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello!?" Says a little girl's voice!.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," Says Bob!. "Is Mommy near the phone!?"
"No, Daddy!. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank!."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!"
"Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then!. Here's what I want you do!.
Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and
shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up
outside the house!."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone!.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy!."
"And what happened!?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and
went out the front window and now she's all dead!."
"Oh my god!.!.!. And what about Uncle Frank!?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and
he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the
swimming pool, but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the
water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's
dead too!."
There is a long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool!?!?!?!?!?
Is this 854-7039!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yup wrong number!.!. i guess the moral of the story is never assume your calling the right number!.!. HAHAHA, you might kill someone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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