A guy is buying breakfast items in a grocery store...!
Question: A guy is buying breakfast items in a grocery store!.!.!.
He puts the items on the conveyor belt and the cashier girl begins ringing them up!. There's eggs, milk, bacon, cereal, oranges, bagels, butter and oatmeal!. The girl looks at the man and says, "Wow, you must be single!." The guy blushes and says, "Why yes, I am!. How did you figure that out!?" The cashier says, "Because you're so f***ing ugly!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahaha that was the funniest thing i read all day, i seriously laughed out loud!.
that was funny!.
you get a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny!.
you get a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude, fair go!. I was that guy! Sure, I look like the love child of Courtney Love and a Mountain Goat but I do what I can with what I have!. Besides, you should have seen the grocery chick!. And her name- Ugina!. What kind of a name is Ugina!? It sounds a bit like, well you know!. And let me tell you something- she looked a lot like what her names sounds like!. So yeah, I may look like a diseased monkey's p*nis, but I did have a joke written after me!. And that always makes me laugh!. Cheers dude, and remember: There were only 3 Star Wars' The prequels are gay and don't count!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um!.!.!.but isn't that kind of hurtful!? Cruel, mean, sad, ignorant!? If someone said that to you, I bet you would feel ashamed!. also, some people live their entire life like that!. Homeless, single, but, is that a crime!? And does it make them ugly!. You should think about this!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome i'm telling all my freinds that joke and if you give me 10 pts
ill tell them i got it from you if not i'll just claim it as my ownWww@Enter-QA@Com
ill tell them i got it from you if not i'll just claim it as my ownWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hmm it didn't have anything to do with the items or the grocery store!.!.!.Cool joke though!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!
Best question i read all day!.
GLORY MARCABIA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best question i read all day!.
GLORY MARCABIA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. That's pretty funny!. I totally didn't see that punchline coming! Nice one! LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!
that's so rude ~~!!!!!!! that sales gal should consider her self lucky if she could get away with that~~!!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's so rude ~~!!!!!!! that sales gal should consider her self lucky if she could get away with that~~!!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol wtf!?
THAT WAS AWESOME!Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT WAS AWESOME!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO now I get it
LOL still rude
but thumbs upWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL still rude
but thumbs upWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like a good question!. This ain't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's the question!?
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so!.!.!. wheres d question but dat was funny
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u have got to be really bored!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's the question there !.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
and the question is!?Www@Enter-QA@Com