Who knows any funny jokes?!
Question: Who knows any funny jokes!?
please tell me some funny jokes none for little kids but none for adults!. you know what i mean best joke gets 10 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Three guys drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting "You Mom's the best sex in town"!. Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end!. Ten minutes later the drunk comes back ,points at the same guy, and says,"I just did your Mom and it was sweet!." Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar!. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "You Mom liked it!."
Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home Dad, you're drunk"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home Dad, you're drunk"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Underage Drinking
A man walked into a convenience store with a gun and demanded that the cashier put all the money from the register into a bag!. The teller did!. Then the man saw a bottle of Scotch behind the counter and told the cashier to give it to him!. The cashier refused and said she did not believe he was over 21!. The man insisted that he was!. The cashier held her ground!. Finally, the man took out his driver's license and showed it to her!. The cashier looked it over carefully and sure enough, he was over 21!. She gave him the Scotch and the man left!. Two hours later he was arrested after she called the police with his name and address!.
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A man walked into a convenience store with a gun and demanded that the cashier put all the money from the register into a bag!. The teller did!. Then the man saw a bottle of Scotch behind the counter and told the cashier to give it to him!. The cashier refused and said she did not believe he was over 21!. The man insisted that he was!. The cashier held her ground!. Finally, the man took out his driver's license and showed it to her!. The cashier looked it over carefully and sure enough, he was over 21!. She gave him the Scotch and the man left!. Two hours later he was arrested after she called the police with his name and address!.
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Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls!.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice!.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool!.!.
They're years outta style!. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them!. I'm telling ya man!.!.!.you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato!.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now!?"
"Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice!.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool!.!.
They're years outta style!. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them!. I'm telling ya man!.!.!.you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato!.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now!?"
"Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
white people and black people are so different!. when white people start stories they say once upon a time!. when black people start a story they say ***** you wont belive this ****!!
theres a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving!?
the policeWww@Enter-QA@Com
theres a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving!?
the policeWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb!? A Fish!.
You realy did mean no jokes for adults, didn't you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You realy did mean no jokes for adults, didn't you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com