Label Instructions (JOKE)!
Question: Label Instructions (JOKE)
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods!.
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping!. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)!.
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!. Details inside!. (the shoplifter special!?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap!." (and that would be how!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost!." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)!.
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down!." (well!.!.!.duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating!."(!.!.!.and you thought!?!?!?!?!.!.!.)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body!." (but wouldn't this save me more time!?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication!." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness!." (and!.!.!.I'm taking this because!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only!."(as opposed to!.!.!.what!?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use!."(now, somebody out there, help me on this!. I'm a bit curious!.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts!." (talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts!." (Step 3: maybe, uh!.!.!.fly Delta!?)
I don't blame the company!. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly!."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!." (!.!.!.was there a lot of this happening somewhere!?) Www@Enter-QA@Com
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping!. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)!.
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!. Details inside!. (the shoplifter special!?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap!." (and that would be how!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost!." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)!.
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down!." (well!.!.!.duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating!."(!.!.!.and you thought!?!?!?!?!.!.!.)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body!." (but wouldn't this save me more time!?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication!." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness!." (and!.!.!.I'm taking this because!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only!."(as opposed to!.!.!.what!?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use!."(now, somebody out there, help me on this!. I'm a bit curious!.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts!." (talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts!." (Step 3: maybe, uh!.!.!.fly Delta!?)
I don't blame the company!. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly!."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!." (!.!.!.was there a lot of this happening somewhere!?) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
He he he he!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
?U Ace!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.does he come with instructions!.!.!.!.!.
Better check his label!.!.!.!.!.!.
He he he!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
?U Ace!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.does he come with instructions!.!.!.!.!.
Better check his label!.!.!.!.!.!.
He he he!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For anybody who wants to read more of these, they are in the back of consumer reports magazines!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious as heck :)
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hahaha, this is funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
gah!.!.!.thats hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good jokes!.
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This was really good!
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a buncha people emailed this to me couple years agoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha I'm adding you to my contacts, you're too funny!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
That superman one is not true!.!.!.!.You know, I used to make an 'entrance' after I started watching superhero and game shows on TV from the ages between 5 and 7!. Before I got into the bath, I'd stand on the edge of the tub, hide behind the shower curtains and say 'Heeeeere's JEOPARDY!' and jump in!. My mother never stopped me!. Sometimes when I was in a really good mood I'd do that like 10 times!. We never knew what the actual word meant!. hahaha (english=!.!.!.3rd language for my mom)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com