The wedding night (JOKE)!
Question: The wedding night (JOKE)
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together!.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast!. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet!.
She replies, 'No'!.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think!?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school!.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet!?'
She replies, 'No!.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think!?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school !.'
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet!?'
His mom says, 'No!.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think!?'
His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think!?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came t o my room for the Vaseline and I think!.!.!.
I gave him my super glue!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast!. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet!.
She replies, 'No'!.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think!?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school!.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet!?'
She replies, 'No!.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think!?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school !.'
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet!?'
His mom says, 'No!.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think!?'
His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think!?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came t o my room for the Vaseline and I think!.!.!.
I gave him my super glue!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Boink!.!.!.another star for ya hunny!.!.!.ROFL!.!.!.rod gets stuck in the black hole!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
two cannibles are eating a clown, one stops and replies, ''dude does this taste funny to you!?!?''
lmao again funny, (your joke)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao again funny, (your joke)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha! Oh I feel so sorry for them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He he he!.!.!.!.
Cute!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA that's hilarious!! i'm never havin my honeymoon at my parent's house lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my god!.!.!.!.hahahhaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
damn that **** is jammed in there!.!.!.!.OUCH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is really funny, we needed a laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com