These are hilarious, do you agree?!
Question: These are hilarious, do you agree!?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days
you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee!. (Hardly seems worth it!.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and
9 months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb!. (Now that's more like
it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet!.
(Oh My God!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!. (In my next
life, I want to be a pig!.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death!. (Creepy!.!.!.I'm
still not over the pig!.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour!. (Do not try this at home!.!.!.!.!.!. maybe
at work!.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its body!. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!.
("Honey, I'm home!. What the!.!.!.!.!?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length!.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field!. (30 minutes!.!.!. lucky pig!.!.!. can you imagine!?!?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds!. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond!?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day!. (I still
want to be a pig in my next life!.!.!.quality over
quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet!. (Something
I always wanted to know!.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue!.
(Hmmmmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people!. (If you're
ambidextrous, do you split the difference!?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump!. (OK, so that would be a good thing!.!.!.!.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light!. (I
wonder who was paid to figure that out!?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!.
(I know some people like that!.)
Starfish have no brains!. (I know some people
like that too!.)
Polar bears are left-handed!. (If they switch,
they'll live a lot longer!.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure!. (What about that pig!?!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee!. (Hardly seems worth it!.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and
9 months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb!. (Now that's more like
it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet!.
(Oh My God!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!. (In my next
life, I want to be a pig!.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death!. (Creepy!.!.!.I'm
still not over the pig!.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour!. (Do not try this at home!.!.!.!.!.!. maybe
at work!.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its body!. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!.
("Honey, I'm home!. What the!.!.!.!.!?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length!.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field!. (30 minutes!.!.!. lucky pig!.!.!. can you imagine!?!?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds!. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond!?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day!. (I still
want to be a pig in my next life!.!.!.quality over
quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet!. (Something
I always wanted to know!.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue!.
(Hmmmmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people!. (If you're
ambidextrous, do you split the difference!?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump!. (OK, so that would be a good thing!.!.!.!.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light!. (I
wonder who was paid to figure that out!?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!.
(I know some people like that!.)
Starfish have no brains!. (I know some people
like that too!.)
Polar bears are left-handed!. (If they switch,
they'll live a lot longer!.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure!. (What about that pig!?!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The information was entertaining!. Your comments on them were brilliant and absolutely hilarious!. I'd give you another star if I could!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Excellent!. With facts like that the police will start calling themselves pigs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFLMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Amazing!
I have a new appreciation for pigs
and Lions!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a new appreciation for pigs
and Lions!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHaHa!!!! Those are funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I agree!. Power to the pig, I would be a pig but for having to live in mudWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those are hilarious!!
STAR for you!!!
XD x a bazillion pigs having 30 min orgasms!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
STAR for you!!!
XD x a bazillion pigs having 30 min orgasms!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA geez that was funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.!.
i wonder how long does a saint's orgasm last!?
hehehe!.!.!.!.good job the saint!.!.!.
definitely gonna star this!
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
i wonder how long does a saint's orgasm last!?
hehehe!.!.!.!.good job the saint!.!.!.
definitely gonna star this!
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's hilarious!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
i love your commentary!.
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love your commentary!.
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats hilarious!! 10/10 you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha! Some good ones there! Go Pigs!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, i like the polar bear comment,, worth readingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao good stuff!Www@Enter-QA@Com
YEA LOL
Are those your comments!?
I like the last one ^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are those your comments!?
I like the last one ^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com
now i know why the wife likes my tongue she is a bit of a pig lol l Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't think they were funny at all, but that last one was a bit odd!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
now I know why patrick star from spongebob is so dumb! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats too funny have a star =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
OOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIINNNNNNNKKk, but it might be weeks between sequels!. If not we'd be neck deep in pig dodo!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, i agree that was hilarious!.!.!.a star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
man those comments laughed my head off!
awesome joke!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome joke!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah those facts r funny!.!.!.but i think ur comments r funnier!.!.no wait,!.!.!.!.dey r HILARIOUS!.!.!.LOL!.!.!.n u truly deserve a star for such great commentary!.!.!.!.(especially da pig one, u don't seem to be over it;))
It is said, 'Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure!.' Ur definitely gifted dude!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is said, 'Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure!.' Ur definitely gifted dude!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, but can you imagine having the taste buds of a catfish!. They're actually located pretty much over it's entire body and help it track down any food that's with in range!. They are, however, heavily concentrated in the whiskers!.
And I've never seen an earthworm jump!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And I've never seen an earthworm jump!.Www@Enter-QA@Com