Will you laugh at this old joke?? is it worthy of a *!
Question: Will you laugh at this old joke!?!? is it worthy of a *
An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water!. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst!.
He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him!.
He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle!. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie !. BUT this was no ordinary genie!. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies!.
"Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks!. You got three vishes!."
"I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab!. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!"
"Vott'ya you got to lose!? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"
The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right!. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink!."
** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies!.
"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish!?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams!."
** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems!.
"Okay kid, you got just vone more vish!. Better you should make it a good vone!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!"
** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *
He was turned into a tampon!.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's surely going to be a string attached!.
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He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him!.
He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle!. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie !. BUT this was no ordinary genie!. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies!.
"Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks!. You got three vishes!."
"I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab!. "I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!"
"Vott'ya you got to lose!? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"
The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right!. "Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink!."
** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies!.
"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish!?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams!."
** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems!.
"Okay kid, you got just vone more vish!. Better you should make it a good vone!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!"
** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *
He was turned into a tampon!.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's surely going to be a string attached!.
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Answers:
Hehehehe!. That's a good one!. I liked it!. I've gotta tell others about this!. In my opinion, it deserves a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhahahahaha hilarious!. cant stop laughing!. keep it up!!.!.!.!.u rock!
this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke!. =) =) =) =) =) =)
definitely worth a * =)
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this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke!. =) =) =) =) =) =)
definitely worth a * =)
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Good stuff mate!.!.!.Surprisingly never heard it in that context before!.!.!.And here I was thinking that I had heard all dirty jokes ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A variation on this is where for the third wish, he is turned into a box of chocolates!. Then again, the Jewish/Arab point would be lost!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny
thanks for sharing
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thanks for sharing
Justin Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA :D
i appreciate it :)
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i appreciate it :)
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 points for me-----none for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i actually laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol hahahaha it a good joke 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 stars for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Definately worth a star - gave me a chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was a little funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would rate it as
3 out of 5!.
I will still laugh though!. ^_^
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3 out of 5!.
I will still laugh though!. ^_^
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It's a bit long
but it made me laugh
(Y)Www@Enter-QA@Com
but it made me laugh
(Y)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty Funny although you could of done an alladin pull off with the genie wishin to be set free on the last wish and the arad sayin while laughing, "**** that U cheap fuccin Jew!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG ROFL!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
I LOVE IT
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
its too long!
lol
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lol
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg that is soo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think women r going to wants him some way if not the way he want ~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think women r going to wants him some way if not the way he want ~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha nice job
I loldWww@Enter-QA@Com
I loldWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!
This reminds me of my friend Hayden!. I love my Jewish loser <3!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
This reminds me of my friend Hayden!. I love my Jewish loser <3!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!!
yeah!.!.
worth a star!.!.
so there you go!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah!.!.
worth a star!.!.
so there you go!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i gave you a star!.!.!. that was a funny oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
clever!?!.!.!.yes!.!.!.funny!?!.!.!.not enough to laugh out loudWww@Enter-QA@Com