Have you heard this joke -the two widowers ?!
Question: Have you heard this joke -the two widowers !?
Jake and Saul are 2 old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other!. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or personal affection!.
One day, as he drinks his morning coffee, Saul opens the morning paper and turn to the Obituaries page!. He gets the shock of his life when he sees his obituary in the column!. He realizes that the query for info on him by the local newspaper several months earlier, was in preparation for this event!. He then correctly surmises that it is a mistaken entry from their database, premature and erroneous!. It still excites and rankles him, so he calls Jake up!.
"Jake, are you up yet!?"
Jake sleepily answers; "Yeah, but I'm only now starting my coffee!."
"Jake!. open the newspaper to page 31!."
"Why, what's in the paper!?"
"Jake, get the paper and open it to page 31 NOW!"
OK, OK, I've got the paper here, so what's in page 31!?"
"Jake, open the damn paper to page 31 all-ready!"
"All right, don't be such a damn pain in the *** so early in the morning all-ready!. So, what's on page 31 that's so important!?"
"Jake, look at the bottom of column 4!."
"Why!? What's that story on!?"
"Jake, read the damn story on the bottom of the damn column all-ready!"
" Ok, OK, I'll start reading the damn column if you stop yelling in my ear!"
The paper rustles for a few seconds, then a long silent pause ensues!.
Finally, Jake comes on the line quietly and fearfully; "So Saul, where are you calling me from right now!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, as he drinks his morning coffee, Saul opens the morning paper and turn to the Obituaries page!. He gets the shock of his life when he sees his obituary in the column!. He realizes that the query for info on him by the local newspaper several months earlier, was in preparation for this event!. He then correctly surmises that it is a mistaken entry from their database, premature and erroneous!. It still excites and rankles him, so he calls Jake up!.
"Jake, are you up yet!?"
Jake sleepily answers; "Yeah, but I'm only now starting my coffee!."
"Jake!. open the newspaper to page 31!."
"Why, what's in the paper!?"
"Jake, get the paper and open it to page 31 NOW!"
OK, OK, I've got the paper here, so what's in page 31!?"
"Jake, open the damn paper to page 31 all-ready!"
"All right, don't be such a damn pain in the *** so early in the morning all-ready!. So, what's on page 31 that's so important!?"
"Jake, look at the bottom of column 4!."
"Why!? What's that story on!?"
"Jake, read the damn story on the bottom of the damn column all-ready!"
" Ok, OK, I'll start reading the damn column if you stop yelling in my ear!"
The paper rustles for a few seconds, then a long silent pause ensues!.
Finally, Jake comes on the line quietly and fearfully; "So Saul, where are you calling me from right now!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I've never heard it, but its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
No!. I never heard that one!.
I think it's funny though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it's funny though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good for two piontsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd be reallly scared if I were the Saul guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow he thought his friend was contacting him from beyond the grave Www@Enter-QA@Com
did that suppose to be a joke or a story!? jijiji jk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahhWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no i haven't heard that but it's share worthy in my book
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