Do you like jokes with a naughty twist? If not, don't read please!!
Question: Do you like jokes with a naughty twist!? If not, don't read please!
? A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on!. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor!. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station!. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town!.
He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot!. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat!. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers!.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem!.
The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal!."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream!."
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He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot!. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat!. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers!.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem!.
The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal!."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream!."
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great friend !.!. a star for the both of them from me Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. theres a blonde joke kinda like that!. a blonde takes her clothes to the dry cleaner and tells the clerk that she wants them drycleaned!. the clerk doesnt hear her well and says "come again!?"!. the blonde blushes and says, "no its just mustard this time!." i cracked up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah the comedic art of Puns, hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was good sassy doesn't get it she must a bit slowWww@Enter-QA@Com
A really good golden oldie, great stuff, keep it up!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um I read that twice and I don't really get it!.!.!. oh well!. i am an unsmartie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good Joke 9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA lol nice 1 keep up the good stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
right!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get it but its not funny!!!!!! sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
o i get it haha that was pretty good haha!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com