Woman Drivers?? one for the boys??!
Question: Woman Drivers!?!? one for the boys!?!?
Women drivers
Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so badly that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand!.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned my 'Meat'n two veg', causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so badly that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand!.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned my 'Meat'n two veg', causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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I'm just going to say the exact same thing everybody else has said!. BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!! But seriously, lol! This is wicked funny!!! I'm a woman driver, and I suck at driving even when I'm not attempting to put on makeup!. I don't think I'll ever try that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
As a woman myself, i have to agree that women drivers are utter crap!.!.!.i know i'll get thumbs down from women but it's true we can't drive well and we certainly can't park properly!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha dont blame the women, we have 2 make ourselves beautiful!. u want a bunch of ugly bi+ches walking around u!?!? didnt think so!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!
I hate it when they do that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hate it when they do that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.very funny! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mmmmmmmmm!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! Funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Meat'n two veg', that"s funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Top class, even my wife likes that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bitches man, bitches!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL, that sure was great, I needed that!. Thank′s!Www@Enter-QA@Com
whooooooa!! jimbob like"s that no8!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good stuff! Www@Enter-QA@Com
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!
oh dear i"m saying nowt!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh dear i"m saying nowt!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh very droll!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ooooh! nasty, any lasting burn marks!? hold a cold drink next time :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
bittches they areWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!! HAHAHah! oH that was a GOOD ONE!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont drive,so does not bother me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i"m glad i use the bus!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
bloody cuz she got hurt, it's not really funny!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lauging my **** off man Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice one our kidda!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
as a driver i wish your earpiece had gone up your A*rse,,,hands free are just as dangerous as a mobile,,,YOU DO NOT HAVE 100pc OF YOUR MIND ON YOUR DRIVING,please get off the road,,,
not all women drivers put on eyeliner,,,i see regularly!.!.!.men in vans ,reading maps,delivery notes , using mobile phones/sat navs and all the other distractions,you have also admitted to not having proper control of your vehicle at all times,you are as bad(if not worse)than the women u complain about i have even seen a male drive pass me at 100mph on the m1 while he had a newspaper spread across the steering wheel,i hope your question is meant as a joke but if real you are a total P**lock,,,and of course all drivers today have no idea ,or ever read the highway code in regard to ,
"when entering or approaching a road junction the motorist MUST give way to pedestrians ,who are crossing,or who are about to cross the road"the majority of todays drivers couldnt drive a nail into a piece of wood
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not all women drivers put on eyeliner,,,i see regularly!.!.!.men in vans ,reading maps,delivery notes , using mobile phones/sat navs and all the other distractions,you have also admitted to not having proper control of your vehicle at all times,you are as bad(if not worse)than the women u complain about i have even seen a male drive pass me at 100mph on the m1 while he had a newspaper spread across the steering wheel,i hope your question is meant as a joke but if real you are a total P**lock,,,and of course all drivers today have no idea ,or ever read the highway code in regard to ,
"when entering or approaching a road junction the motorist MUST give way to pedestrians ,who are crossing,or who are about to cross the road"the majority of todays drivers couldnt drive a nail into a piece of wood
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