Two really bad jokes!!!
Question: Two really bad jokes!!
A man was in court for murder!. The judge reads the 1st charge: "so you killed your wife with a hammer!?"
"YOU B*****D!" shouts a man at the back!.
The judge continues: "and then you killed her mother with the hammer!?"
"B*****D!" shouts the man at the back again, but this time the judge gets annoyed and threatens to hold the man with contempt!.
"Im sorry judge" says the man!. "I'm his neighbour and i've been asking him for a loan of a hammer for ages and he said he didnt have 1!!!"
Paddy and Mick are talking in Paddy's back garden!.
"Why r u digging a hole!?" asks Mick
Paddy replies, "I'm burying my dead fish"
"Thats a big hole for a fish!" says Mick
"It's in your f*****g cat!!"
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"YOU B*****D!" shouts a man at the back!.
The judge continues: "and then you killed her mother with the hammer!?"
"B*****D!" shouts the man at the back again, but this time the judge gets annoyed and threatens to hold the man with contempt!.
"Im sorry judge" says the man!. "I'm his neighbour and i've been asking him for a loan of a hammer for ages and he said he didnt have 1!!!"
Paddy and Mick are talking in Paddy's back garden!.
"Why r u digging a hole!?" asks Mick
Paddy replies, "I'm burying my dead fish"
"Thats a big hole for a fish!" says Mick
"It's in your f*****g cat!!"
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Answers:
Okay!. Both made me laugh!. A star for you!!! Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love the first one!. It really made me giggle and I haven't heard it before!. the 2nd not so good and I've heard it too many times before!.
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Thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bad jokes, but funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol XD yehWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one is c***
the second one is better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one is better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thought mine were bad!.!.lol anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes, very badWww@Enter-QA@Com
uhhhhhhh yaa, hellarr bad :|Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my lol very nice lolWww@Enter-QA@Com