What you all think about these....???!


Question: What you all think about these!.!.!.!.!?!?!?
1!. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood!.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do!. "Well, you can paint my porch!. How much will you charge!?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars!?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage!.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house!?" The man replied, "She should!. She was standing on the porch!."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money!. "You're finished already!?" he asked!. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50!. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari"!.



2!. A girl came skipping home from school one day!.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10!. See!? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother!.

"Is it because I'm blonde!?" the girl said!.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy!.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school!. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
could only say it to D, but I said it to G!. See!? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother!.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde!."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school!. Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the
other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank
top to reveal a pair of 36Cs!.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother!.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 25!."



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Answers:
Hahahaha i loved them both; awesome!.
The first one i was just like "ohhhhh burnnn' HAHA!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

those were sooo funny, i told all my friends, and they all loved it, except one, cause she was a blonde, haha!. i gave u a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com

ive heard the 1st one before but the 2nd one was really funny hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

sorry but ive already heard both of them!. but you get a star anywho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok starWww@Enter-QA@Com

The second one is a belter

Many tthanks I love it ;-)


Star 4 UWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha!. You made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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