The funniest jokes you have ever heard!!
Question: The funniest jokes you have ever heard!
PEOPLE, tell me the funniest jokes you have ever heard!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Multitasking
Question raised in a gender linked philosophy class
"If women are so good at multitasking, how come they cannot have a
headache and sex at the same time!?"
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Question raised in a gender linked philosophy class
"If women are so good at multitasking, how come they cannot have a
headache and sex at the same time!?"
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A lawyer and a Pope are at the Pearly Gates about to enter Heaven!. St!. Peter gets one of his ambassadors to show the two around!.
He takes them to an immense palace, filled with every imaginable luxury!. Chocolate fountains, silk sheets, home theater, velvet wallpaper - everything over the top luxurious!. With a flourish, he announces that this will be the lawyer's dwelling!. They move on and come to an average home made up into apartments!. Each cell is sparsely furnished, providing the basics of what is needed!. Everything is in good condition and certainly comfortable, just not more than one might need!. The ambassador tells the Pope that this will be his heavenly abode!. The Pope is clearly upset about these circumstances and asks how this can be!. Says the ambassador, "We have plenty of Popes here in Heaven!. But this is our very first lawyer!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He takes them to an immense palace, filled with every imaginable luxury!. Chocolate fountains, silk sheets, home theater, velvet wallpaper - everything over the top luxurious!. With a flourish, he announces that this will be the lawyer's dwelling!. They move on and come to an average home made up into apartments!. Each cell is sparsely furnished, providing the basics of what is needed!. Everything is in good condition and certainly comfortable, just not more than one might need!. The ambassador tells the Pope that this will be his heavenly abode!. The Pope is clearly upset about these circumstances and asks how this can be!. Says the ambassador, "We have plenty of Popes here in Heaven!. But this is our very first lawyer!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bit long winded, but worth it!. :-)
A husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago!? We
went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and
I made love to you!.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well!.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old time's sake!?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds
like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he
Thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence!. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble!. So
he follows them!.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks!.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence!. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers!.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in!. Then suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen!. This
goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming!. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground!.
The policeman is amazed!. He thinks he has learned something about life
and old age that he didn't know!.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on!.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing!. I've got to ask them what their secret is!.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else!. You must've had a fantastic sex life together!. Is there
some sort of secret to this!?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that
wasn't an electric fence!.'
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A husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago!? We
went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and
I made love to you!.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well!.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old time's sake!?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds
like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he
Thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence!. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble!. So
he follows them!.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks!.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence!. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers!.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in!. Then suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen!. This
goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming!. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
ground!.
The policeman is amazed!. He thinks he has learned something about life
and old age that he didn't know!.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on!.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing!. I've got to ask them what their secret is!.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was
something else!. You must've had a fantastic sex life together!. Is there
some sort of secret to this!?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that
wasn't an electric fence!.'
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