10 Husbands, Still a Virgin!
Question: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin!.” “What!?” said the puzzled groom!. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times!?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not!.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it!.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it!.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why!?” “You’re a lawyer!. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”
so what did husband #10 do!? i don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not!.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it!.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it!.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why!?” “You’re a lawyer!. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”
so what did husband #10 do!? i don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
he was a "stamp collector"!.!.!.he was good using his tongue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard it so many times I didn't even read it!. I knew the joke as soon as I saw the titleWww@Enter-QA@Com
you don't get it!? OMG!.!. he licked things!.!. think about itWww@Enter-QA@Com