Funny joke! What would you rate it?!
Question: Funny joke! What would you rate it!?
Please rate this on a scale from 1-10!. 1 being the best, 10 being the worst!.
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy !.!.!. it's pretty damn smart!.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much!. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing!. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart!.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed!. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me!.'
I said, 'WHAT!?!?!! What was that!?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear!.!.!.
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man!.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom!?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep!.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her!. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store!. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits!. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all!. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit!.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings!. Let me tell you!.!.!. she was so excited!. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck!. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis!.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey!.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement!. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier!.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it!.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT!?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while!. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman!.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you!?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either!.!.!.!.but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy !.!.!. it's pretty damn smart!.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much!. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing!. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart!.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed!. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me!.'
I said, 'WHAT!?!?!! What was that!?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear!.!.!.
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man!.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom!?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep!.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her!. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store!. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits!. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all!. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit!.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings!. Let me tell you!.!.!. she was so excited!. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck!. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis!.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey!.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement!. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier!.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it!.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT!?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while!. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman!.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you!?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either!.!.!.!.but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL i laughed so hard on that mind if i send it to my friendsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, funniest thing ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As jokes go it is OK! However, I feel there are connotations of subjugation of women that make it so not funny!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats hella insulting!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha funny!.
But kinda mean LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
But kinda mean LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was great made me laugh out loud!!! defo a 10 outta 10 !.!. she got it coming to her!!Www@Enter-QA@Com