Please rate this joke for funniness on a scale of 1 to 557 (557 being the funnie!


Question: Please rate this joke for funniness on a scale of 1 to 557 (557 being the funniest)
A man walked into a bar with a pig!. The pig had a bandage over where one of his back legs should have been!.
What happened to your pigs leg!? the bartender asked!.
Let me tell you about this pig, the man said!. One night our house caught on fire and the pig rushed in and rescued our entire family, including our toddler from the crib!.
Oh, so he was hurt in the fire!? the bartender asked!.
No, he wasnt hurt at all, the man said!. Another time 3 burglars broke into the house and tied us all up and the pig came in, beat up all the burglers, untied us, tied them up, and called the police!.
Oh, so he was hurt in the fight!? asked the bartender!.
No, he wasn't hurt at all, said the man!. Another time, a pack of wolves came out of the woods and invaded our farm!. The pig rallied the cows and horses into an army and chased all the wolves away!.
Oh, so he was injured by the wolves!? asked the bartender!.
No, he wan't hurt at all said the man!.
So, why is he missing a leg!? asked the bartender!.
The man leaned close to the bartender and whispered!. You wouldn't expect us to eat a pig like this all at once would you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
498 nice one dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com

0, I'm a vegan, sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

37, it's old but good!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

245Www@Enter-QA@Com

100Www@Enter-QA@Com

5Www@Enter-QA@Com

657 it went off the scale you get a star HILARIOUS!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

557 give me the points now,LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

My God! Gay gaggles of gregarious geese! I giggled!!!!.

Rated 556/557!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmmmm
300Www@Enter-QA@Com

300, is what i will give you!.
i feel sorry for the pig!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

maybe like a 10Www@Enter-QA@Com

ummm!.!.!.396!?
it was funny =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmmm i think 360!.!.!.not a bad one!.!.made me giggle!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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