Joke : Blonde joke ..have you heard this one ?!
Question: Joke : Blonde joke !.!.have you heard this one !?
A policeman is absolutely stunned to see a blonde knitting as she is driving!. Near blind with fury he draws along side her and yells to her:
"PULL OVER!"
"NO," the blonde yells back," IT'S A SCARF!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"PULL OVER!"
"NO," the blonde yells back," IT'S A SCARF!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
no, i have NEVER heard it before and i luv blonde jokes, i have heard a lot!. i really like this one, star for you!.
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor!. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet!.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet!?"
"That's a good question!. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground!."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know!?"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke!?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something!."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde!. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt!. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player!. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler!. Each one of US is blonde!. Think about it, Mister!. Do you still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!."
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A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house!. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again!.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box!."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail!."
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BLONDE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A!.E!.I!.O!.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G!.I!. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- ConceitedWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
______________________________________!.!.!.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor!. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet!.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet!?"
"That's a good question!. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground!."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know!?"
______________________________________!.!.!.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke!?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something!."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde!. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt!. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player!. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler!. Each one of US is blonde!. Think about it, Mister!. Do you still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!."
______________________________________!.!.!.
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house!. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again!.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box!."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail!."
______________________________________!.!.!.
BLONDE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A!.E!.I!.O!.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G!.I!. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- ConceitedWww@Enter-QA@Com
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