Wat is the worst joke you have heard of????!


Question: Wat is the worst joke you have heard of!?!?!?!?
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1!. Two blondes walk into a building!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!. you'd think at least
one of them would have seen it

2!. Phone answering machine message - "!.!.!.If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key!.!.!."

3!. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts!.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!."

4!. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any!.

5!. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf!. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high!."

6!. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli!. A strong currant pulled him
in!.

7!. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident!. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off"!.

8!. I went to a seafood disco last week!.!.!.and pulled a muscle!.

9!. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly!. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too!.

10!. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands!. Police say that he topped himself!.

11!. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head!. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it!."

12!. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'!. "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome!." 'Is it common!?' "It's not unusual!."

13!. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet!. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him!?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him"!. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth!. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down!." "What!? Because he's cross-eyed!?"
"No, because he's really heavy"!.

14!. Guy goes into the doctor's!. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck
up my backside!." "!.!.!.How's that!?"
"Don't you start!." (someone please explain this one to me lol!)

15!. Two elephants walk off a cliff!.!.!.boom, boom!

16!. What do you call a fish with no eyes!? A fsh!.
What do you call a deer with no eyes!? No idea!.

17!. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift!?" I said "Sure!. You look great !.!.!. the world's your
oyster !.!.!. go for it!."

18!. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese!. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them!. It's either my mum or
my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu!?
But I think its Colin!.

19!. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round!." The
other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20!. Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks!. They charged one and let
the other one off!.

21!. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today!." They left a little note on the windscreen!. It said, 'Parking
Fine!.' "So that was nice of them!."

22!. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in
several places"!. The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"!.
"Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts!." "Well don't
do it!"

23!. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery!. Irish search
and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the night!.
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A 3 legged dog walked into a bar, the Bartender says, "Can I help you!?" The dog says, "I'm looking for the man that shot my Paw"

A farmer is riding a wagon pulled by one horse with his dog at his side!. the farmer whips the horse and the horse turns around and says, "Don't hit me with that" The farmer says "Sh*t, I didn't know the horse could talk!." "Neither did I" Says the dog

A baby seal walks into a club!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Most definitely the one I made up!.
RANDOM!.!.!.
That is a joke because I randomly said random!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

as in bad taste or just a crappy joke!?
Knock knock!
GO AWAY!Www@Enter-QA@Com

the corniest joke everWww@Enter-QA@Com

it is:''how do you make time fly'' '' throw a clock out of a window ''Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a man who's filled with rabbits, WarrenWww@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock
who is thier
it just left (farted)Www@Enter-QA@Com

knock-knock!.!.!.

whos there!?

its me!.!.!.i kill youWww@Enter-QA@Com



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