What are the funniest lines you have seen in a shirt ?!


Question: What are the funniest lines you have seen in a shirt !?
I only have a few :

" I'm a virgin , I swear on my kids "

" The funniest thing about this shirt is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything its too late to stop reading !. Why are you there reading this like an idiot !. Great job you finished reading this shirt now go away ! "

" My parents say I need to spend more time outside " ( picture of a boy playing video games on a tree , a boat and on a giraff )Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ahaha! Those ones are good!

"I see you're playing stupid again!. Looks like you're winning too"

(pink shirt) "You can laugh, but this is your girlfriend's shirt"

(picture of trees with legs) "Run, forest, run!"

(styled to look like AC/DC's Back In Black) "AD/HD Back In-- Hey, look! A squirrel!"

Those are all that I can of now"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here's a few ones I thought were funny:
"Well, on the planet that I come from!.!.!."

"No need to yell!. I still won't listen!."

"My doctor has me on a new treatment!.!.!. Mumification!."

"Yes, despite the look on my face, you're still talking!."

"Caution: You are in the 'Whatever' Zone"

And my all time favorite:
"Shut up, Voices or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ah, IDK about a shirt but I saw a bumper sticker once that said

"If you're going to ride my *** like that, you'll have to buy me dinner first!."

XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

I was like 9 and some guy in a theme park queue had loads of sexual positions and stick men and there was one circled and an arrow saying: "hits the spot everytime" lol my innocence was gone from there!. ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com

the front said "Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy!? See back" and the back said "Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy!? See front"Www@Enter-QA@Com

some people around where i live made these "life is crap" shirts making fun of the "life is good" shirts, because they are so annoying!. idk they might not have made them but the people said they did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Silence is golden, but duct-tape is silver!. And it has a picture of a face with duct-tape over the mouth!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

"i have ADOS!. attention defficit ooh shiny"Www@Enter-QA@Com

wearer almightyWww@Enter-QA@Com

my cousin had a shirt and in super tiny writing it had written" nosy little bastard aren't you"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"WAIT! STOP THE BUS! Let my friend Jack off!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

5/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

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or TW@ i thought was mildly amusingWww@Enter-QA@Com

I like IkeWww@Enter-QA@Com

I saw this on a girl with HUGE ****, "I wish these were brains!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

"My brother ate my homework!."

PeaceWww@Enter-QA@Com

im with the stupid --->Www@Enter-QA@Com

"My doctor says I have A!.D!.D!., but I really just think that!.!.!.oh look, a kitty!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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