What are some good Chuck Norris Jokes?!


Question: What are some good Chuck Norris Jokes!?
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When Chuck Norris works out!.!.!.He doesn't push up he pushes the world downWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris is so tough that he doesn't wear dresses!.!.!.he is a dress!.

Most people check their closets for monsters!. Monsters check their closets for Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light; not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill JFK!. Instead, Chuck Norris jumped in and caught each individual bullet in his beard one-by-one, and JFK's head exploded in amazement!.

That's the only one to ever make me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris' calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd!.!.!. No one fools Chuck Norris!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck norris is so cool that he CAN believe it's not butter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what's so great about chuck norris!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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