New Politically Correct Terms.!
Question: New Politically Correct Terms!.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES!."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS !.
And furthermore:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 !. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN!."
2!. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE!."
3!. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!."
4!. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION!."
5 !. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE!."
6!. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER!."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1!. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY!."
2!. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN!."
3!. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS!."
4!. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION!."
5!. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION!."
6!. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"!.
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You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS !.
And furthermore:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 !. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN!."
2!. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE!."
3!. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!."
4!. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION!."
5 !. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE!."
6!. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER!."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1!. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY!."
2!. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN!."
3!. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS!."
4!. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION!."
5!. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION!."
6!. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"!.
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Answers:
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These were absolutely wonderful, here's your star, I'd give you a car load if I could!. Maybe you should ask Yahoo about establishing a separate category for the Politically Correct, I think it would be a great category!.
Or perhaps challenging P&S or R&S to a Politically Correct scurmish!. I wonder how many could keep it up for a 24 hour period!.
I have a friend who is not "short", but is "vertically challenged!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or perhaps challenging P&S or R&S to a Politically Correct scurmish!. I wonder how many could keep it up for a 24 hour period!.
I have a friend who is not "short", but is "vertically challenged!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN!."
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Haha, that's great!
I know a guy who's not a perv, but who has "selectively intense focus!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know a guy who's not a perv, but who has "selectively intense focus!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahah i love the last ones!
heres a star!
* well technically its up there!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres a star!
* well technically its up there!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
YOU GET A STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
soo funny!! cute and if only this would be the new wordsWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com