Joke :The accident ...........!
Question: Joke :The accident !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one!. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt!.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting!. I'm a woman!. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt!. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days!."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle!. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break!. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune!."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman!.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man!.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any!?"
The woman replies, "No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting!. I'm a woman!. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt!. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days!."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle!. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break!. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune!."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman!.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man!.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any!?"
The woman replies, "No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Jeez, you would think the woman would be glad she's alive
When all along she planned to put in his back the proverbial "knife"
The poor man was a victim, not only once but twice
Of this woman driver who's really not very nice!.
When you consider it was probably her fault
So how dare she concoct this accusing assault!?
No doubt the accident was due to her wine bottle
While rolling around got stuck between her and the throttle
Causing her to loose all control of the car she was driving!.
Not very nice - instead she was shockingly conniving !!
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When all along she planned to put in his back the proverbial "knife"
The poor man was a victim, not only once but twice
Of this woman driver who's really not very nice!.
When you consider it was probably her fault
So how dare she concoct this accusing assault!?
No doubt the accident was due to her wine bottle
While rolling around got stuck between her and the throttle
Causing her to loose all control of the car she was driving!.
Not very nice - instead she was shockingly conniving !!
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bahahahahahahahhahaha that was great!.!.!.only a woman would do that!.!.!.tsk tsk tsk lol good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehehehe - That is funny
Just shows you its better to plan ahead and of course
to be a woman!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just shows you its better to plan ahead and of course
to be a woman!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, that woman has some nerve, lol!. Great joke jt!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. Great joke Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, now thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com