10 Points to the best clean corny joke! What's the best corny joke you know?!


Question: 10 Points to the best clean corny joke! What's the best corny joke you know!?
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what do you call a cow with two legs
- lean beef

what do you call a cow with no legs
- ground beef

what do you call a dog with no legs
- it doesnt matter what you call him, he wont come

ha i was on a boat ride at cedar point and those were only several of many many MANY corny jokes that were told!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There are three guys!. Their names are Poop, Shut up, and Manners!. Poop was in the van and randomly jumped out of the car!. Manners realized he was gone 5 minutes later, so he jumped out of the car and looked for him!. Shut up was driving and got paniced so he started speeding!. He got pulled over by the cops!. The officer said, "Sir, what is your name!?"!. Shut up said "Shut up"!. The officer repeated his question, and Shut up repeated his answer!. The officer said "Sir, where is you're manners!?" Shut up said " Half way down the road picking up Poop!."


haha, it hilarious!!.!.!. i heard it like 25 times and it makes me laugh everytime! lol :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well, this is more of a story than a joke, but!.!.!.

There were 3 little pigs, and it was lunchtime so they went to the diner!. The waiter says "What do you want to drink!?" The 1st little pig says "Soda!" The 2nd little pig says "Milk!" The 3rd pig says "Water, water, lotsa water!"
The waiter comes back w/ the drinks!. He says " What do you want for lunch!?" THe 1st pig says "Mac and Cheese!" The 2nd pig says "Chicken fingers!" The 3rd pig says "Water, water, lotsa water!"
THe waiter comes back with the food, and says "What do you want for dessert!?" THe 1st pig says "Ice Cream!" THe 2nd pig says "Cake!" and the 3rd pig says "Water, water, lotsa water!" The waiter asks "Why do you want so much water!?" And the pig says "So I can WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY HOME!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

The dyslexic Rabbi was always exclaiming "Yo"!.

*instead of "Oi" Ah forget it, if it has to be explained its no use!. Go on with yourself, get out of here you schumck!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

How do you confuse and idiot!? (answer at bottom)






































































Answer is at top!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!.my dog was running around ysterday so i put him on paws!
2!.Airline food!.Cmon its ridicoulousWww@Enter-QA@Com

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's light as air and smells like carrots!?

a) a bunny fart

this one cracks my son up!! haha you said fart:)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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