Funniest Jokes............?!


Question: Funniest Jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
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One day , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt!.
When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step!.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little!.
She still could not reach the step!.

Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more!.
Still, she couldn’t reach the step!.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way!. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step!.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus!.

The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends!.”
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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital!. while on the operating table she has a near-death experience!. during that experience she sees god and asks if this is it!.gos says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live!.Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation and a tummy tuck, she even has someone color her hair!.she figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it!. she walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital!. she arrives in front of god agian and asks, " i thought you said i had 30-40 years!?"
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1)You know you're a red neck if you go to a family reunion to meet women!.
2)I'm busy now, Can I gnore you some other time!?
3)Have you considered suing your brains for non-support!?
4)Have you ever gotten that terribly lonely feeling!.!.!.!.In your skull!?
5)Go ahead, tell them everything you know!. It'll only take 10 seconds!.
6)A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time!.

The father and son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator!.

"What's that Paw!?" The boy asked!.

"I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life" Replied the father!.

Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator!. She presses the button with her cain, waits for the doors to open and gets in!.

The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch!.

They hear a ping noise and the doors open again!. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old busty blonde!.

The father looks at his son and says "Go get your Maw !"
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1!.George W!. Bush
2!.Airline food!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, here's a good one!.

Some guy named ~Ace~ asked a stupid question on yahoo answers!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i forgot all of my funny jokes even wondering if i have someWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris let the dogs out

WOOF WOOF WOOF
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