Joke: Men and hiking!
Question: Joke: Men and hiking
Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
a large raging, violent river!. Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river!.'
Poof! !.!.!. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice!.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! !.!. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once!.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof! !.!. He was turned into a woman!. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
a large raging, violent river!. Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river!.'
Poof! !.!.!. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice!.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! !.!. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once!.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof! !.!. He was turned into a woman!. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge
'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'
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Answers:
OK!!!! I'VE HAD IT!!! When are you gonna realize that women should walk behind the man with their heads hung down humbly and speak only when you are spoken to!?!?!? Enough with the man jokes!!!!
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lol!
great joke!
Thanks for posting!
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great joke!
Thanks for posting!
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Ahhh well I am smarter than all of them!. Man or woman!. "God, please give me a bridge so that I can cross the river"
Saves me hiking 100 yards!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Saves me hiking 100 yards!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And it's true, woman /are/ superior to men ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hardy har har!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha that's a really cute joke!.
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Haha! That was great!.!.!.listen to your wife! Here that men!? Unless she's a raging lunatic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very Cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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thanks for the laugh, really enjoyed the ending, you deserve a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!.!.!.That's great! :D I needed that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Probably the most true statement I've heard in a while!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe!.!.coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like it, great joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes, women are smarter than men!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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