I received this in my email!
Question: I received this in my email
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD!?
WELL?|!.!.YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!.!.
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST!.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME!.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO!.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN!? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT!.
THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE!. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL !.
'YES!. YES, I DID!. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE!.
'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE!?' I ASKED!.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975!. WHY DO YOU ASK!?'
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED!.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY!.
THEN, THAT
UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASSED,
GREY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
SON-OF-A-***** ASKED:
' WHAT DID YOU TEACH!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
WELL?|!.!.YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!.!.
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST!.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME!.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO!.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN!? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT!.
THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE!. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL !.
'YES!. YES, I DID!. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE!.
'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE!?' I ASKED!.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975!. WHY DO YOU ASK!?'
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED!.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY!.
THEN, THAT
UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASSED,
GREY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
SON-OF-A-***** ASKED:
' WHAT DID YOU TEACH!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
well
she deserved that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
she deserved that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My brother told me this a few years ago:
He was at the grocery store picking up a pizza and a six pack of beer!. The cashier asked for his identification!. He was quite flattered to be considered young enough to be carded!. But the cashier took one look at it and asked, "Do you have a senior's discount card!?"
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He was at the grocery store picking up a pizza and a six pack of beer!. The cashier asked for his identification!. He was quite flattered to be considered young enough to be carded!. But the cashier took one look at it and asked, "Do you have a senior's discount card!?"
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i like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!. its funny, i get it too she thinks the guy looks old and the guy thinks the girl looks old! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAH! did that actually happen!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!!!! OH! So funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Good One!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that is soooo funny!! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.dat was so funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL what a cheek!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so u look very old huhWww@Enter-QA@Com