Is this Funny Or is it Ewww! ?!
Question: Is this Funny Or is it Ewww! !?
Once there was a man who loved baked beans!. He would eat up to 5 and sometimes 6 plates at a time, but that always be followed with smelly, loud, stinky gas!.
One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her!. They started seeing each other!.
Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them!. One year later they were married!.
On his birthday, the next year, he was coming home from work, when suddenly his car broke down!.
He called his wife to tell her what had happened, and also to let her know that he would be home a little late!. She said she understood, but to hurry, because she had a surprise for him!.
On his way he saw a diner and smelled baked beans cooking inside!. Since he had to walk 6 miles to get home, he figured that by the time he got there all the smelly gas would be gone!.
He went in and ate 7 bowls of baked beans!. On his way back home, he was farting nasty and smelly
gas!.
Finally he got home and on the door his wife had hung a blind fold for him to wear, so he
wouldn't peek!.
She sat him at the table, when all of a sudden the phone rang!. She made him promise he wouldn't peek until she got back!.
Unfortunately, his gas came back and he couldn't hold it in any longer!. Since she was taking so long, he decided to let it go!.
He picked up his leg and let it rip!. It smelled so bad; he had to get a napkin and fan so she wouldn't smell it!.
He wanted to fart again, so he once again picked up his leg, but this time it was so loud and smelly, that it shook the windows and killed the flowers!.
After a couple of more farts his wife finally got off the phone, so he stopped!.
When she took the blind fold off to his surprise, there were 12 guests seated at the table!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day he met a beautiful lady and decided to talk to her!. They started seeing each other!.
Since he did not want her to smell his nasty gas after eating beans, he made the sacrifice, and stopped eating them!. One year later they were married!.
On his birthday, the next year, he was coming home from work, when suddenly his car broke down!.
He called his wife to tell her what had happened, and also to let her know that he would be home a little late!. She said she understood, but to hurry, because she had a surprise for him!.
On his way he saw a diner and smelled baked beans cooking inside!. Since he had to walk 6 miles to get home, he figured that by the time he got there all the smelly gas would be gone!.
He went in and ate 7 bowls of baked beans!. On his way back home, he was farting nasty and smelly
gas!.
Finally he got home and on the door his wife had hung a blind fold for him to wear, so he
wouldn't peek!.
She sat him at the table, when all of a sudden the phone rang!. She made him promise he wouldn't peek until she got back!.
Unfortunately, his gas came back and he couldn't hold it in any longer!. Since she was taking so long, he decided to let it go!.
He picked up his leg and let it rip!. It smelled so bad; he had to get a napkin and fan so she wouldn't smell it!.
He wanted to fart again, so he once again picked up his leg, but this time it was so loud and smelly, that it shook the windows and killed the flowers!.
After a couple of more farts his wife finally got off the phone, so he stopped!.
When she took the blind fold off to his surprise, there were 12 guests seated at the table!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMBO!. You are wicked funny!. I just loved that!. That poor guy!. Yikes!.
Thank you so much for that !. Love ya xx SugWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you so much for that !. Love ya xx SugWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha LOL!. OMG!! That was soooo funny!. I was so laughing i totally fell to the floor!. No Seriously it was that funny!!! Hahaahahaha i still cant stop laughing!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was already used about two weeks ago!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omgoshh thats sooooooo embarrising but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's hillariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha another good bean jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
it is funny
but it is eww for the other 12 pplWww@Enter-QA@Com
but it is eww for the other 12 pplWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
No thats funny lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The last bit made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol this is funny but it is kind of nasty lol i still like thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. Thats the funniest joke I've heard all day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke babe! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg thats gross but kinda funny tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey!
i read that in a book of urban legends
made me laugh a lotWww@Enter-QA@Com
i read that in a book of urban legends
made me laugh a lotWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!.!.!. that's funny!. It's kinda gross but still!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hillarious!
i had a visual of the guy doing all this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i had a visual of the guy doing all this!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it b4Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol it's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!! that was hilarious, alittle gross but some people think thats funny ~*~STAR FOR YOU!!!! ~*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol I sawit coming but it was still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha that was so funny u get a ten girl friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's funny but a little Gross just the way i like my jokes Www@Enter-QA@Com