What is your favorite lame joke?!
Question: What is your favorite lame joke!?
I love lame jokes; I wanna hear your favorite :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Whats invisible and smells like carrots!?
Bunny farts!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bunny farts!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Www@Enter-QA@Com
XD I thought you were asking what my favourite LLAMA joke was and that made me laugh in itself! I can't read!
The worst and best at the same time for me is:
A man was dating a girl named Lorraine!. He was so fed up of her, and his interest had wandered onto a girl named Claire Lee!. To get rid of Lorraine, he drove her to the edge of a cliff, got out of the car and pushed her off!. He then called Claire Lee and asked her out on a date!.
Of course, he was tried in court for his murder of Lorraine!. The judge asked him to give evidence!. The man got up and cleared his throat, and to the jury's surprise, burst into song;
"I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone!.!.!."
(if you don't know the song "I can see clearly now!.!.!." then you won't get it ^^)
It's such a bad one but one of my favourites!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The worst and best at the same time for me is:
A man was dating a girl named Lorraine!. He was so fed up of her, and his interest had wandered onto a girl named Claire Lee!. To get rid of Lorraine, he drove her to the edge of a cliff, got out of the car and pushed her off!. He then called Claire Lee and asked her out on a date!.
Of course, he was tried in court for his murder of Lorraine!. The judge asked him to give evidence!. The man got up and cleared his throat, and to the jury's surprise, burst into song;
"I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone!.!.!."
(if you don't know the song "I can see clearly now!.!.!." then you won't get it ^^)
It's such a bad one but one of my favourites!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A mushroom walked into a bar!. The bartender said, "get out, we don't serve your kind" the mushroom said "Why not!? I'm a fungi (fun guy)!"
Pretty lame, I know!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty lame, I know!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?!?!?!?
because two guys were chasing it with a baseball bat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because two guys were chasing it with a baseball bat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call the offspring of a penis and a potato!?
A dictator!.
LAME!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A dictator!.
LAME!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My ten year old tells this one:
How do you make a tissue dance
drumroll!.!.!.
Ya put a little boogie in it!
(He wriggles his butt when he says Boogie)Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you make a tissue dance
drumroll!.!.!.
Ya put a little boogie in it!
(He wriggles his butt when he says Boogie)Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a cow with no legs!?
ground beef!!
what do you call cheese that aint yours!?
natcho cheese!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ground beef!!
what do you call cheese that aint yours!?
natcho cheese!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How did the bananna get across the street!?
He peeled out!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He peeled out!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Have you heard the jump rope joke!?
A: We'll just skip it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: We'll just skip it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why couldnt the kid get into watch the pirate movie!?
it was rated AAARRRGGGHHHH!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was rated AAARRRGGGHHHH!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I walked up to a girl and asked, "Are you game!?"
"Yes!." She replied, so I shot herWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Yes!." She replied, so I shot herWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why are pirates so mean!?!?!?
Cuz they just ArrrrrrrrrrrrrR!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cuz they just ArrrrrrrrrrrrrR!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back!?
A stick!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A stick!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the cow cross the road!?
to go to the MOOOvies Www@Enter-QA@Com
to go to the MOOOvies Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call cheese that aint yours!?
natcho cheese!Www@Enter-QA@Com
natcho cheese!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call wood with nothing o do
boardWww@Enter-QA@Com
boardWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a man with no arm and no legs in the water
bobWww@Enter-QA@Com
bobWww@Enter-QA@Com
ur so dumb u got hit by a parked carWww@Enter-QA@Com