Star if you like it :)!


Question: Star if you like it :)
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants to kiss you don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I always laugh at this joke!. How can anyone not get this!. I wonder what happened when the con came out of the bathroom with the vaseline was her husband strong!? You definitley get your star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ohhh nvm bout me nt understanding!.i didnt read it carefully!.i didnt see the gay part!.Funny very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

did he have rough skin then!? vaseline - isnt it wonderful, ideal for dry chapped skin! even house breaking gay convicts get dry skin !

LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ahaha, funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is a classic and it gets funnier every time I see it!.!.!.LOL :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol its funny i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha, that's great!. This will be going into my e-mails!. Starred!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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