Do you still like this golden oldie?!
Question: Do you still like this golden oldie!?
Priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates!. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans!.
Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven !?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York !."
Saint Peter consults his list!. He smiles and says to the taxi driver,
"Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven !."
Now it's the priest's turn!. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years!."
Saint Peter consults his list!. He says to the priest,
"Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven !."
"Just a minute," says the priest!. "That man was a taxi driver!. Why does he get a silken robe and golden staff!?"
"Results," shrugged Saint Peter!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"While you preached, people slept!. When he drove, people prayed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven !?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York !."
Saint Peter consults his list!. He smiles and says to the taxi driver,
"Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven !."
Now it's the priest's turn!. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years!."
Saint Peter consults his list!. He says to the priest,
"Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven !."
"Just a minute," says the priest!. "That man was a taxi driver!. Why does he get a silken robe and golden staff!?"
"Results," shrugged Saint Peter!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"While you preached, people slept!. When he drove, people prayed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
sounds like another cab driver i no hhmm
haaa hhhhaaaaa he he lolsh
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The truth is that is the first time I heard it!.!.!.And it feels good since I Iike jokes!.!.!.!.Written or said!.!.he!.!.he!.!.he!.!. That was a very good one!.!.!. Do you still have something left there up in your sleeve!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahaha*
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great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was good :D hahahahahah thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so next time he gets a life on earth he would prefer being a cabie~~!!!!!!!
good one~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so next time he gets a life on earth he would prefer being a cabie~~!!!!!!!
good one~~!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its OK but not laugh out loud funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
CoolWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was ok - just ok!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!. cool foolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahh
thats A good One :)
Keep Them Coming dude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats A good One :)
Keep Them Coming dude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good un!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not the funniest i've heardWww@Enter-QA@Com
have not herd that one, hope i can be good in church sun!. and not laugh out loud as i know it will come to mind!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah good one lol - i liked it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've never heard that one beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!! lmao, what a driver he must've been, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com