Im bored! Everyone is asleep! Make me laugh! Win 10 points!?!
Question: Im bored! Everyone is asleep! Make me laugh! Win 10 points!!?
I was reading!.!.!.!.but I finshed the chapters!. And the next one wont come until next Monday!. God, I'm addicted to a weird retarded manga!. But ANYWAYS I feel like I need a good laugh, so!.!.!.
GO!! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
GO!! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
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There once was a magic slide!.!.!.!.
And the slide said to 3 young boys " You can land in anything you want if you slide down me"
The first little boy was very excited and yelled "MONEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" and he landed in a huge pile on money
The second little boy yelled "Chocccccccccccolate!!!" and he landed in a huge pile of chocolate!.
The third little boy was unfortunately not listening to the slide and yelled "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
yeah do the math lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
And the slide said to 3 young boys " You can land in anything you want if you slide down me"
The first little boy was very excited and yelled "MONEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" and he landed in a huge pile on money
The second little boy yelled "Chocccccccccccolate!!!" and he landed in a huge pile of chocolate!.
The third little boy was unfortunately not listening to the slide and yelled "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
yeah do the math lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register!. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around!. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic!. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast!?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl!. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.
The blonde started laughing!.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.
This time the blonde laughed even harder!.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.
The blonde started laughing!.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.
This time the blonde laughed even harder!.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
go look outside at the moon!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. come back in and say man i wish manga was real hahaha j/k but really what do u call a pigeon with 4 feet!? a stool pigeon haha jk but seriously
have u ever been in a room full of ppl and thought what if everyone started doing thriller and what if i had an outta body experience and watched everyone do thriller!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
have u ever been in a room full of ppl and thought what if everyone started doing thriller and what if i had an outta body experience and watched everyone do thriller!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little pig walked into a bar and said,"gimme three beers!." The bar tender says "that's a lot of beer for a little pig" and the pig says "I'll be just fine" So the bar tender gives him the beers and he drinks them down, looks at the bar tender and asks " where is the bathroom!." The bar tender points him in the direction and the little pig pees and leaves!. A second little pig comes into the bar and says " gimme 10 beers" and the bartender says "that is a lot of beer for for a little pig" and the little pig says "I'll be just fine" and drinks them down!. Then he asks where the bathroom is and the bartender tells him and he pees and leaves!. Another little pig comes in and says "gimme 50 beers" the bar tender says "that is a lot of beer for a little pig" and the pig says "I'll be just fine" and drinks them down!. He gets up and heads towards the door and the bar tender says "hey wait! Don't you need the bathroom!?!? and the little pig says "no, I'm the little pig who goes wee, wee, wee all the way home!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not good at this but here goes-
How do you get 4 elephants in a Mini Minor!?
2in the front and 2 in the back
How do you tell if there's been an elephant in the fridge!?
Footprints in the butter!.
How do you tell if there has been 2 elephants in the fridge!?
2 sets of footprints in the butter!.
How do you tell if there has been 4 elephants in the fridge!?
The Mini Minor parked out the front!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you get 4 elephants in a Mini Minor!?
2in the front and 2 in the back
How do you tell if there's been an elephant in the fridge!?
Footprints in the butter!.
How do you tell if there has been 2 elephants in the fridge!?
2 sets of footprints in the butter!.
How do you tell if there has been 4 elephants in the fridge!?
The Mini Minor parked out the front!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ever heard of sleep!? You can have some interesting dreams that can make the person as you in the dream laugh!. Then that person can do the same thing and the cycle goes on!.!.!.
-Don't hate the playa!. Hate dam developer that created the game!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Don't hate the playa!. Hate dam developer that created the game!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
damn i got nothin!.!.!. i am usually pretty funny!.!.!. maybe this!.!.!. i love this guy
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=jJjUOLuU9!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=QQofHkR9s!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=EzZ_EuSB_!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=jJjUOLuU9!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=QQofHkR9s!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=EzZ_EuSB_!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Prank Stories - Hear about funny practical jokes that people play on each other!.
Bored!.com
HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bored!.com
HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a gay cowboy!?
scroll down!.!.!.
A jolly rancher
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scroll down!.!.!.
A jolly rancher
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dick chaney walks up to george bush and say's sir 6 brazilian leaders just died!. george bush then says thats terrible but how much is a brazilianWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call 100 heavily-armed lesbians!?
Militia EtheridgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Militia EtheridgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
If girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work!? IHOP!.!.!.i know its mean but i heard it on two and a half men and i thought it was hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
check this video out!.http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=zb0FUaoAu!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did one saggy Boob say to the other saggy Boob!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK your mamma is so por she make you eat cereal with a fork just to save milkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Go google video and search up Red vs Blue season 1-5 Best Show Ever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What goes tick-tick-tick-woof!? A watchdog!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i have a few try these if they can do the trick~~!!!!!
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper!."
"What!? Are you crazy!? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"
"I know all that!."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper!?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married!."
joke2~~~!!!!The perfect woman~~~!!!!!!!!
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him!. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it!. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry!. His mother agrees to the game!.
That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies!. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other!.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry!?'
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle!.'
The young man is astounded!. 'How in the world did you figure it out!?'
'Easy,' she says!. 'I don't like her!.'
joke 3
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying!.
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me !.!.!. the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary!. Some people don't even know you!."
joke4
There were three guys talking in the pub!. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet!.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,
"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife!?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you!. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees!."
The first two guys were amazed!. "What happened then!?" they asked!. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'!."
joke5
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned!. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny!. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin!.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks!. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret!. After all, this was a very delicate matter!.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty!. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice!. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me!. There is no way I could ever repay you!.”
“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper!."
"What!? Are you crazy!? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"
"I know all that!."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper!?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married!."
joke2~~~!!!!The perfect woman~~~!!!!!!!!
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him!. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it!. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry!. His mother agrees to the game!.
That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies!. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other!.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry!?'
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle!.'
The young man is astounded!. 'How in the world did you figure it out!?'
'Easy,' she says!. 'I don't like her!.'
joke 3
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying!.
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me !.!.!. the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary!. Some people don't even know you!."
joke4
There were three guys talking in the pub!. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet!.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,
"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife!?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you!. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees!."
The first two guys were amazed!. "What happened then!?" they asked!. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'!."
joke5
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned!. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny!. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin!.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks!. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret!. After all, this was a very delicate matter!.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty!. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice!. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me!. There is no way I could ever repay you!.”
“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com