Joke : History re-written?!
Question: Joke : History re-written!?
These are actual answers by students to sixth grade ahistory exam (Stick with it )!?
1!. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics!. They lived in the Sarah Dessert!. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere!.
2!. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures!. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree!. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son!?"
3!. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients!. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments!. He died before he ever reached Canada!.
4!. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines!.
5!. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history!. The Greeks also had myths!. A myth is a female moth!.
6!. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics!. They lived in the Sarah Dessert!. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere!.
2!. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures!. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree!. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son!?"
3!. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients!. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments!. He died before he ever reached Canada!.
4!. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines!.
5!. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history!. The Greeks also had myths!. A myth is a female moth!.
6!. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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boring!. but you can have your star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was lmao by the time I got to the 3rd joke!. now I can hardly contain myself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha !.!.!.lol!. star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thank you !.!.!. i needed a laugh !.!.!. lol !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com