I am in dire need of cherring up.?!


Question: I am in dire need of cherring up!.!?
Can you tell me something funny!? Please!. It has been a very hard week so far!. I just need a giggle or smile!.
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Burial at Sea

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died!. Of course, in due time, he did pass away; and the two blondes kept their promise!.

They set off from New London , CT with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat!.

After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie!?' Barbie slipped over the side; and finding the water only knee deep said, 'Nope, not yet, Bubbles!.' So they rowed a little farther!.!.!.!.

Again Bubbles asked Barbie, 'do you think were out far enough now!?' Once again Barbie slipped over the side and almost immediately said, 'No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest!.'

So on they rowed and rowed and rowed; and finally Barbie slipped over the side and disappeared!.

Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles was really getting worried, when suddenly Barbie broke the surface!. Gasping for breath she said, 'OK, it's finally deep enough!. Hand me the shovel!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

Blonde joke: A redhead, burnette, and a blonde are on top of a burning building!. They can't jump, or they'd die!. The blonde finds a genie in a lamp!. The genies says, "I will give you each one wish so that you can wish for something to land on when you jump off!." The redhead said, "I wish for!.!.!." She runs, and says, "a trampoline!" POOF! She lands on a trampoline, completely unharmed!. The burnette says, "I wish for!.!.!." She runs, and shouts, "a pile of money!" POOF! She lands on a pile of money, safe and sound, and now she's filthy stinkin` rich!. The blonde says, "I wish for!.!.!." She runs, trips, and shouts, "OH CRAP!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A dog goes to a telegraph office, fills out the form to send a telegram!. The operator reads it - it says "woof woof woof woof woof woof woof"!. The operator looks up and says, "That's seven woof's!. Did you know that you can get eight words for the same amount!? Should I add an extra 'woof'!?"

And the dog says, "No, that wouldn't make any sense at all!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

You are a strong independent woman who don't need no man to define her stlye casue she know she cool she know where she goin and she is best thing to happen to canada since canadian bacon *snap snap*Www@Enter-QA@Com

cHa cha cha Chia!
~the chia pet song!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think this might make you laugh a bit!.

President Clinton is the luckiest president because he came from two bushes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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