Is this your idea of a first date?!
Question: Is this your idea of a first date!?
A guy walks into a bookstore!. Not looking for anything in particular!. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest!. A book with a very interesting title, "Dating for the New Millennium!. What Women Want!."
So he picks it up and opens it to a random page!.
"Chapter 1 The First Date!."
He glances the chapter over for a few minutes, and rushes out of the bookstore to call a girl he's wanted to ask out for quite a while!.
When he gets home, picks up the phone and calls her!. She answers, "Hello!?"
He says, "Hi, Jessica!? Listen, I was wondering if you would want to go see a movie with me tonight!?"
She says, "Sure, I don't see anything wrong with that!."
He gets excited!. He thought she'd say, "No Way!" but she didn't!. So, he decided to take it one step further!.
He asks, "Great, well how about dinner before the movie!?"
She replies, "Sure, that would be great too!"
"Fine, I'll pick you up about 9, you should be finished eating by then!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So he picks it up and opens it to a random page!.
"Chapter 1 The First Date!."
He glances the chapter over for a few minutes, and rushes out of the bookstore to call a girl he's wanted to ask out for quite a while!.
When he gets home, picks up the phone and calls her!. She answers, "Hello!?"
He says, "Hi, Jessica!? Listen, I was wondering if you would want to go see a movie with me tonight!?"
She says, "Sure, I don't see anything wrong with that!."
He gets excited!. He thought she'd say, "No Way!" but she didn't!. So, he decided to take it one step further!.
He asks, "Great, well how about dinner before the movie!?"
She replies, "Sure, that would be great too!"
"Fine, I'll pick you up about 9, you should be finished eating by then!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
a typical male
short arms long pockets
lmao loh ha ha ha ha
well done ss
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
short arms long pockets
lmao loh ha ha ha ha
well done ss
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahahahaha*
bet, she's pretty speechless now!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bet, she's pretty speechless now!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
typical man ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, and I thought that he was getting somewhere!. The punchline hit me pretty damn hard then, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're no "saint" to do this to the poor girl!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like it,says trollWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh man, poor guy failed pretty hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
WoW!.!.!.My history has come back to hunt me!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked it cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
he is a TRUE SAINT!!!
haha good one!!!
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town!. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy!.
“I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex,” she said!.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing!.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window!. “Why aren’t we going anywhere!?” asked the girl!.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha good one!!!
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town!. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy!.
“I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex,” she said!.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing!.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window!. “Why aren’t we going anywhere!?” asked the girl!.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com