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SCIENCE EXAM
When you breathe, you inspire!. When you do not breathe, you expire!."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water!."
"To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube!."
"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide!."
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state!."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars!."
"The largest organ in the human body is the head!."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration!."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire!."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold!."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects!."
"Germinate means to become a naturalized German!."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off!."
"A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you breathe, you inspire!. When you do not breathe, you expire!."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water!."
"To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube!."
"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide!."
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state!."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars!."
"The largest organ in the human body is the head!."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration!."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire!."
"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold!."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects!."
"Germinate means to become a naturalized German!."
"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off!."
"A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A man goes to a psychic who is known to be good!.
He steps in and she says
"sit down"
The moment he touches the chair the psychic screams!
"Oh my!, i'm so sorry but later this year your daughter will be raped and killed!"
The man pauses whilst he thinks about this and then decides the question must be asked !.!.!.
I know this, but will i get away with it or not!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He steps in and she says
"sit down"
The moment he touches the chair the psychic screams!
"Oh my!, i'm so sorry but later this year your daughter will be raped and killed!"
The man pauses whilst he thinks about this and then decides the question must be asked !.!.!.
I know this, but will i get away with it or not!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i was never clear, my brain i still clear~~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com