Why no milk ?!
Question: Why no milk !?
The only cow in a small West Coast town stopped giving milk!.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow over the hill in Canterbury for $200!.
They brought the cow from Canterbury and the cow was wonderful!.
It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy!.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it!.
They would never have to worry about their milk supply again!.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow!.
However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away!.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest!.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the vet, who was very wise,what to do!.
They told the vet what was happening!. 'Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away!.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward!. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off!.
An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side!.'
The vet thought about this for a minute and asked,
'Did you by chance, buy this cow from Canterbury !?'
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow!.
'You are truly a wise Vet!.' they said 'How did you know we got the cow in Canterbury !?
The vet replied with a distant look in his eye!. 'My wife is from Canterbury !.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow over the hill in Canterbury for $200!.
They brought the cow from Canterbury and the cow was wonderful!.
It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy!.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it!.
They would never have to worry about their milk supply again!.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow!.
However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away!.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest!.
The people were very upset and decided to ask the vet, who was very wise,what to do!.
They told the vet what was happening!. 'Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away!.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward!. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off!.
An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side!.'
The vet thought about this for a minute and asked,
'Did you by chance, buy this cow from Canterbury !?'
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow!.
'You are truly a wise Vet!.' they said 'How did you know we got the cow in Canterbury !?
The vet replied with a distant look in his eye!. 'My wife is from Canterbury !.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!
very much in classic good one MC~~~!!!!!!!
i can imagine the Vet doing some jumbo circus in his tic talk moments~~!!!!!!!!poor Vet, he would running around the bed may be allover the house~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very much in classic good one MC~~~!!!!!!!
i can imagine the Vet doing some jumbo circus in his tic talk moments~~!!!!!!!!poor Vet, he would running around the bed may be allover the house~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The vet knows people and animals are all the same from Canterbury!.!.!.Nice one, MC, well done and thanks for a good chuckle!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The punch line is truly amazing! LMAO! Star for you!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!. very hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!! awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Now that's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow! lmao, Canterbury has cow AND women issues, lol!. Great joke mc, I love it! Mind if I add u as a contact!?Www@Enter-QA@Com