Joke : The faithful husband?!
Question: Joke : The faithful husband!?
A man wakes up one morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before!. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table!.
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top!. The bedroom is immaculate!. On the bedside table is a note, which says, 'Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen!. I love you!.'
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast!.
'Tell me, son,' he asks, 'what happened last night!?'
'Well, says the boy, 'you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name!. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top!. The bedroom is immaculate!. On the bedside table is a note, which says, 'Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen!. I love you!.'
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast!.
'Tell me, son,' he asks, 'what happened last night!?'
'Well, says the boy, 'you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name!. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol! i thought it was gonna be a lame joke it it was good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LMAO!!!
here's a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
here's a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!
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lmao !.!.!.
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
still laughing my a$$ off
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ok crying now !.!.!.
gotta go
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
still laughing my a$$ off
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ok crying now !.!.!.
gotta go
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heard it but its still funny!. lol!. starWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha thats a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com