Joke : I have no enemies ?!
Question: Joke : I have no enemies !?
The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies" She asked, "How many have forgiven your enemies!?" About half held up their hands!.
She repeated the question, now about 80% raised their hands!. She repeated the question again, all raised their hands except one elderly lady!.
"Mrs!. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?"
"I don't have any" she responded!.
"Mrs!. Jones, that is very unusual!. How old are you!?"
"Ninety-three" she replied!.
"Mrs!. Jones, would you please come forward and explain to the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world!."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said:!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"It's easy!. I just outlived those b!tches!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
She repeated the question, now about 80% raised their hands!. She repeated the question again, all raised their hands except one elderly lady!.
"Mrs!. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?"
"I don't have any" she responded!.
"Mrs!. Jones, that is very unusual!. How old are you!?"
"Ninety-three" she replied!.
"Mrs!. Jones, would you please come forward and explain to the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world!."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said:!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"It's easy!. I just outlived those b!tches!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahaha!! This was hilarious! Have a star on me!.
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HAHAHAHAHA LOL i get it
hahah sooo funnyy!!!
hehe nice =]
LOL!. it's funny, especially if yu picture it in yur head!.
LOL srry im tha type of person that finds jokes like that SOOO funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.LOL
thnx i will actual tell my frends that
hehe LOL
lol nice one
im gunna laugh randomly at that 2moz hehe
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hahah sooo funnyy!!!
hehe nice =]
LOL!. it's funny, especially if yu picture it in yur head!.
LOL srry im tha type of person that finds jokes like that SOOO funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.LOL
thnx i will actual tell my frends that
hehe LOL
lol nice one
im gunna laugh randomly at that 2moz hehe
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AHAHAHAHA lol i getit
tehe lol sorry im the type of person that finds jokes like that extremely funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. tehe im probs gonna start laughing randomly in religion cos of that :P lol
thnx i will def tell my frends that
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tehe lol sorry im the type of person that finds jokes like that extremely funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. tehe im probs gonna start laughing randomly in religion cos of that :P lol
thnx i will def tell my frends that
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lmao good one
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AHAHA nice :)
edit: Wow what an idiot i feel like!.!.!.!.!.!. i answered the same as megan
okay lets try again!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Awesome Joke Man! strike one down for the old fogies :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
edit: Wow what an idiot i feel like!.!.!.!.!.!. i answered the same as megan
okay lets try again!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Awesome Joke Man! strike one down for the old fogies :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol a star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha
nice
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nice
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hahah sooo funnyy!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!. so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. it's funny, especially if you picture it out in your head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com