Smart blonde joke?!
Question: Smart blonde joke!?
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer!. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000!.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500!.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out!. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan!.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan!.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there!. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15!.41!.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled!. While you were away, we checked you outWww@Enter-QA@Com
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500!.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out!. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan!.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan!.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there!. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15!.41!.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled!. While you were away, we checked you outWww@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHA what made me laugh more is that the blonde didn't get it!! hahaha nice joke!! *starred!**Www@Enter-QA@Com
If she is a multimillionair!.!. living in nyc!.!.possibly an owner of a huge house!.!.how can she not have a garage!? lolll!.!.turns out she is dumb blonde after all!.!.she probably did have a garage!.!. just forgot or somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha I love it :]
That made me laugh!.
I love blonde jokes!!! Especially the kind with a twist where the blonde is actually smart!.!.!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
That made me laugh!.
I love blonde jokes!!! Especially the kind with a twist where the blonde is actually smart!.!.!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
You can't tell a smart Blond joke to a dumb blond!
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
finally!.!.!.a smart blonde!. i have spent the day reading about dumb blondes!. im glad for a change!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why doesn't she just park it in her house!?!! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good job they are very hard to come byWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO of at Lauren K!.!.!.there's you're dumb blonde joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a good one
star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats just stupid!. I'm a blonde and I don't even get itWww@Enter-QA@Com