Do you have dogs?!?!


Question: Do you have dogs!?!!?
I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
and was in line to check out!. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog!. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms!. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again!.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her!. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
oh my goodness that was so funny!.!.!.!.!.five min later and i am still laughing!.!.!.!.!.before too long my face will start to hurt cause of smiling so much and my stomache will ache with pain from the work out!.!.!.!.!.!.i wish i could come up with stories on the spot like that!.

oh ya and yes i have a dog she is fat, happy, and has a huge lump on her head from when she fell out the back of a truck!. She is a blue healer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahaha okay that's a funny story!.!.!.!.ummmm yeah i have two dogs- they're both psycho!

one of them is a golden retreiver/lab mix with a lot of phobias and seperation anxiety and the other one is a lab/pit bull mix who is very very very aggresive!.!.!.!.lol i think that's your answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao really funny!! haha!.!.!. and yea i have 2 dogs 1 maltese and 1 caviler king charles spaniel!.!.!. lollllll 2 the story im still laughing!!:PWww@Enter-QA@Com

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hahahahahahaaa snicker snicker
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
i hate nosy people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I had to give this a star!.!.!.I was laughing so hard that tears were running!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

good girl,

you do think a question like that always need a great responce!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Woah!.!.!.That's a nice little story you got there!.!.!.better luck next time =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.!.!.!.tell me this isn't true!. If it is!.!.!.wow!.!.!.should be more people like you!! I love you!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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