Joke Is this the real Pastor's donkey?!
Question: Joke Is this the real Pastor's donkey!?
The
Pastor's ***
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won!.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again!.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
*** OUT FRONT!.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race!.
The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
***!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey!.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent!.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN!.
The bishop fainted!.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so
s he
sold it to a farmer for $10!.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS *** FOR $10!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild!.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE!.
The bishop was buried the next day!.
The moral of the story is !. !. !. being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery !.!. !.
even shorten your life!.
So be yourself and enjoy life!.
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!
Have
a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pastor's ***
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won!.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again!.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
*** OUT FRONT!.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race!.
The next day, the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
***!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey!.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent!.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:
NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN!.
The bishop fainted!.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so
s he
sold it to a farmer for $10!.
The next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS *** FOR $10!.
This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild!.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE!.
The bishop was buried the next day!.
The moral of the story is !. !. !. being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery !.!. !.
even shorten your life!.
So be yourself and enjoy life!.
Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!
Have
a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hilarious, well worth the read! Laughing my donkey off!!!!
AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious and funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bishop scartches pastor's ***!
That's ssssoooo funny!
I give you a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's ssssoooo funny!
I give you a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it! Especially because of the moral!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good moralWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow! That was great!. One of the funniest things I have ever read!. I will give you a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another great one and oh so true, thanks K!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was one of the most funniest things I've ever heardWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was pretty darn funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one but long!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol so funny^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
how is that a joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com