Good\bad joke?!


Question: Good\bad joke!?
What's the best good\bad joke you've heard!?
Example, what is brown and sticky!.!.!.!. A STICK!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Do you know what you've got if you see a man with his arm stuck up a horses butt!?

An Amish mechanic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why did d chicken cross d road!?

Salvador Dali: The Fish!.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees!.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death!.

Epicurus: For fun!.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it!.

Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it!.

Ernest Hemingway: To die!. In the rain!.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast!.

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what's long and hard, has hair on 1 end!.!.!. and u stick it in a hole & move it up & down!?

toothbrushWww@Enter-QA@Com

Okay,u got both a good one a bad one too!.
"do u want to hear a good joke!?
litttle Johnny had a bath with bubbles"
"do u want to hear a bad joke!?
bubbles was the girl next door!!!!!!!!!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

The old why did the chicken cross the road!?
it's bad cause it's corny!.
It's good cause the answers are endless!.!. =pWww@Enter-QA@Com

ahajokes!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com

Where did the sick ship go!?
To the dock!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that one!!! lol you stole my joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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