Here is a joke for you...?!
Question: Here is a joke for you!.!.!.!?
Bob was in trouble!. He forgot his wedding anniversary!. His wife was
really mad!.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house!.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.
Bob has been missing since Friday!.
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really mad!.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house!.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.
Bob has been missing since Friday!.
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Answers:
Hahahaha
ROFL, LOL, etc!., etc!.
I loved it!.
The six second part means she was hoping for a car that would accelerate that fast in six seconds!.
Still can't stop laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL, LOL, etc!., etc!.
I loved it!.
The six second part means she was hoping for a car that would accelerate that fast in six seconds!.
Still can't stop laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!.!.
Um for those of you who don't get it, it means when she steps on the scale it goes from 0 to 200 because she weighs 200 pounds!.
But I don't get the 6 seconds part lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um for those of you who don't get it, it means when she steps on the scale it goes from 0 to 200 because she weighs 200 pounds!.
But I don't get the 6 seconds part lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THATS HAHA HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did it take the scale 6 seconds to weigh her!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love that joke but its supposed to be 600!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
already heard itWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO THATS SOOOO GOOD! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Bob's married to a fatty!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it should b 0 to 400 in half a secondWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok but why would she ask for something 0 to 200!? what doest that mean!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol,
That's stupid funny!. If only my future husband did that to me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's stupid funny!. If only my future husband did that to me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com