What is the #1 Chuck Noris Joke you've heard?!
Question: What is the #1 Chuck Noris Joke you've heard!?
Only 1!. dont start trying to be cool and look up jokes and see if yours is the best!. Just one!. But the #1 best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, and Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's beef!
either that or!.!.!.
Chuck Norris invented giraffes when he uppercutted a horse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
either that or!.!.!.
Chuck Norris invented giraffes when he uppercutted a horse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck NorrisWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris went into a Wendy's and asked for a Whopper!. When told that he could not get a Whopper at Wendy's he got so angry he round-house kicked the Wendy's until it turned into a Burger King!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chuck norris got the part of jack on 24, but was kicked off the show after killing the terrorists in only 12 minutesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris was so angry he punched the ground and called his fist Hiroshima!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get the biggest chuckle from:
Chuck Norris actually has been dead for 5 years, but God is afraid to tell him !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris actually has been dead for 5 years, but God is afraid to tell him !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Noris can sneeze with his eyes open!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't DO his hair!. It lays perfectly in place out of shear terror!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken cross the road!?
Because Chuck Norris told him to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because Chuck Norris told him to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that your friend will feel it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
after a hard night of partying chuck norris doesn't throw up he throws down!! hahahaha my dad has a shirt tht says tht!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris can kill 2 birds with 1 stone!.
That's my favourite!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's my favourite!.Www@Enter-QA@Com