Have you heard this joke Tickle Me Elmo?!
Question: Have you heard this joke Tickle Me Elmo!?
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
The Tickle Me Elmo toys!. The toy laughs when you tickle
It under the arms!.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
She reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM!.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door!. The Foreman throws
Open the door and begins to rant about the new
Employee!.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
Line is backing up, putting the entire production line
Behind schedule!.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
Himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor!.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there
Are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
Really beginning to pile up!.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
Of Tickle Me Elmo's!. She has a roll of plush
Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles!.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
Of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
Carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs!.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter!.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
Together and approaches Lena !.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a s traight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
Yesterday!.!.!."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Tickle Me Elmo toys!. The toy laughs when you tickle
It under the arms!.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
She reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM!.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door!. The Foreman throws
Open the door and begins to rant about the new
Employee!.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
Line is backing up, putting the entire production line
Behind schedule!.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
Himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor!.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there
Are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
Really beginning to pile up!.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
Of Tickle Me Elmo's!. She has a roll of plush
Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles!.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
Of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
Carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs!.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter!.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
Together and approaches Lena !.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a s traight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
Yesterday!.!.!."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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