Have u ever wonderd.....?!
Question: Have u ever wonderd!.!.!.!.!.!?
WHY (can anyone give the answers)
1!. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead!?
2!. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money!?
3!. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet!?
4!. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle!?
5!. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection!?
6!. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard!?
7!. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him!?
8!. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets!?
9!. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"!?
10!. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes!?
11!. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white!?
12!. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale!?
13!. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized!?
14!. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance!?
15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try!?
16!. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures!?
17!. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right!?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot!?"
18!. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over!?
19!. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer!?
20!. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead!?
2!. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money!?
3!. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet!?
4!. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle!?
5!. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection!?
6!. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard!?
7!. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him!?
8!. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets!?
9!. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"!?
10!. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes!?
11!. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white!?
12!. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale!?
13!. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized!?
14!. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance!?
15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try!?
16!. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures!?
17!. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right!?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot!?"
18!. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over!?
19!. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer!?
20!. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
On no 9 you made a mistake the LIPS
Should actually be lisp - Ironic situation (Someone that lisps cant say an S)
Just as all your questions are a bit ironic, because you can turn every question into an un solvable situation like Example: Why is the grass green!?!?!?
But good questions anyway
Star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Should actually be lisp - Ironic situation (Someone that lisps cant say an S)
Just as all your questions are a bit ironic, because you can turn every question into an un solvable situation like Example: Why is the grass green!?!?!?
But good questions anyway
Star for you!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so simple questions because the answer is same for all questions ok!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.u und std these all depend only on situation !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.we will change according 2 the situations and we should change and we will change because we have learned only how to do but we have not learned why 2 do ok n the other one is the GOD thats all the reason why these happens,,i hope u und std my feeling bye
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that remote control reminded me of the retarded people you find waiting for the lift: they keep pressing the call button repeatedly as if this will make the lift come any faster!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that remote control reminded me of the retarded people you find waiting for the lift: they keep pressing the call button repeatedly as if this will make the lift come any faster!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
20!. cause mothers tend 2 want 2 b more involved and therefore r more annoying
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coz well these things are just taken for granted, here a star for you, good one!. they make good trick questions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt wonder about any of this untill you askedWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Yes, I wonder alot of things!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I wonder alot of things!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, not really!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yah!.
it is because they really luv to irritate us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it is because they really luv to irritate us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Because it works
2!. Because capitalism thrives off of the poor
3!. If there were an easy way to check if there were a billion stars, you'd do that too
4!. It does
5!. Now that's a tough one
6!. Because the ladies don't like beards
7!. Because he doesn't want to get hit in his super face
8!. Maybe they don't want to be accidentally knocked unconscious before completing their missions
9!. Whoever it was that invented the plural, after all there are two of them!.
10!. It's not proven that they did!.!.
11!. Because bubbles are racist
12!. No
13!. Because one day it just might, and we want to be there when it does!.
14!. Because we refuse to admit defeat, especially around vacuum cleaners!.
15!. That is one of the great mysteries of the universe!.
16!. Where there's a will, there's a way
17!. That's what separates us from the animals - insincere politeness!.
18!. Because I'm a bumbling idiot
19!. Because it doesn't really matter what temperature it is, as long as we're in control!.
20!. Cuz fathers-in-law are always nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Because capitalism thrives off of the poor
3!. If there were an easy way to check if there were a billion stars, you'd do that too
4!. It does
5!. Now that's a tough one
6!. Because the ladies don't like beards
7!. Because he doesn't want to get hit in his super face
8!. Maybe they don't want to be accidentally knocked unconscious before completing their missions
9!. Whoever it was that invented the plural, after all there are two of them!.
10!. It's not proven that they did!.!.
11!. Because bubbles are racist
12!. No
13!. Because one day it just might, and we want to be there when it does!.
14!. Because we refuse to admit defeat, especially around vacuum cleaners!.
15!. That is one of the great mysteries of the universe!.
16!. Where there's a will, there's a way
17!. That's what separates us from the animals - insincere politeness!.
18!. Because I'm a bumbling idiot
19!. Because it doesn't really matter what temperature it is, as long as we're in control!.
20!. Cuz fathers-in-law are always nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com