Anybody got any good, clean jokes???!
Question: Anybody got any good, clean jokes!?!?!?
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there once was an American man who moved to England in an apartment!. The English guy above him came down one day and said "Would you mind looking after my cat while I'm on holiday, you only have to refill its bowl twice a day it can let itself in and out" and the American said "OK"!. A few days later the Englishman called and asked how his cat was doing and the American man said "He's doing great" and a couple of days after the Englishman called again to ask how his cat was doing and the American said "I'm sorry he died this morning" and the Englishman hung up!. A few hours later the Englishman rang again and said "look I know you Americans handle things differently but you need to try and be less blunt" and the American said "what do you mean!?" and the Englishman went "well you need to warn me before by saying oh your cats not been eating his food and then call later saying he's looking rather pale and then you say oh your cats on the roof and then call later saying I'm sorry he's had a nasty fall and the vets did all they could but unfortunately he passed away!." the American apologised and then promised he'd try to be less blunt!.
the next day he called the Englishman and said
"Your mums on the roof"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the next day he called the Englishman and said
"Your mums on the roof"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is SENSLESS!!!! -the joke!. My friend told it to me!.
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette walk into a bar!.
They are 18 years old, not old enough to drink!.
They all ask for a beer and the bartender asks for ID!.
They give him their IDs!.
He says sorry, your not old enough!. I have to ask you to leave!.
They refuse to leave!.
Bartender calls the cops!.
They all hide!.
Brunette hides behind the brown horse(4 some reason there are animals at the bar)
Readhead behind the tomatoes!.
Blonde behind The sheep!.
The cop passes by the sheep!.
The blonde says "Bahhhh!.!.!."
The cop passes by the horse!.
The brunette says "Neighh!.!.!."
The cop passes by the tomatoes
The redhead says "Tomato!"
Get it!.!.!.hahahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette walk into a bar!.
They are 18 years old, not old enough to drink!.
They all ask for a beer and the bartender asks for ID!.
They give him their IDs!.
He says sorry, your not old enough!. I have to ask you to leave!.
They refuse to leave!.
Bartender calls the cops!.
They all hide!.
Brunette hides behind the brown horse(4 some reason there are animals at the bar)
Readhead behind the tomatoes!.
Blonde behind The sheep!.
The cop passes by the sheep!.
The blonde says "Bahhhh!.!.!."
The cop passes by the horse!.
The brunette says "Neighh!.!.!."
The cop passes by the tomatoes
The redhead says "Tomato!"
Get it!.!.!.hahahahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man went to the pub with a fried egg on his head,
barman says ' why do you have a fried egg on your head ' !?
because a boiled egg wont stop on , replied the man!.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
thats the last clean joke im tellingWww@Enter-QA@Com
barman says ' why do you have a fried egg on your head ' !?
because a boiled egg wont stop on , replied the man!.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
thats the last clean joke im tellingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bill and Ben the flower pot men were in the bath together!. Bill went blub blub blub blub and Ben said if you do that again, I'm getting out!.
[if you don't get it, it means Bill broke wind and the bubbles were going blub blub etc]Www@Enter-QA@Com
[if you don't get it, it means Bill broke wind and the bubbles were going blub blub etc]Www@Enter-QA@Com
i hope u dont mind but this is a riddle 1!.what goes up and down staris but doesnt move!.!.!.!.!.!.carpet 2!.If you feed me fod i grow if you give me water i die wat am i!?!.!.!.!.!.FireWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is this one clean enough for you!?
http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
NEVER buy a stupid dwarf- It's not big and it's not cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com